Date tt I had written this : 17th September 2006
On 13th September, we were asked to sit according to PSLE format and then we were asked to line up. Then, Joel and Zhen Wen started toking to some of the ppl from 6/1. Then Zhen Wen started toking about y Raymond kept on calling ppl hot babe. Then Joel asked, “ wad u call ur mother, hot mama??”
Raymond replied tt he call her mother.
Then Joel said, “oh, it is hot mother.”
Then I asked, “ wad u call ur grandmother?”
Then I think tt Zhen Wen don’t understand wad I meant and gave me all the craps like grandmother, ahma more…
Then tt morning, Zhen Wen vomited a few times according to Cheng Hao. Suddenly, he covered his mouth and then looked like he was going to vomit. Then, I move in front and then he saw it. Then he said, “ nvm, u noe worry. If I vomit, the first person to ‘ganna’ is u.”
Then I glared at him. After tt, he accidentally hit my back and then I turn back then wanted to hit him. Then he said, “ oi, I touch u or molest u ok. I will not choose some1 like u.”
Then I replied, “ oh pls lar, u think u are so handsome meh, just because u receive love letter does not meant tt u r great or wad ok.”
Then he said, “I am not great, I am marvelous.”
“as if.” I whispered.
Then we suddenly tok about Singapore idol and then he said, “ u noe tt Jasmine is really fat, u c her body. Tt y she always were long sleeves to cover up her figure and never wear tt kinda clothes.i don’t wanna say or else u will call me pervert.”
But tt time, Mr Tan was look at our side and I don’t think he saw Zhen Went toking as he was hiding behind me. Then I did not reply but then I really wanted to say, “ can u stop saying tt Jasmine if fat, I noe she is. And tt pervert part, I will not call u pervert as u r a pervert already.”
On 14th September, Joel started acting as gay. He forgotten to bring listening book and then when beside Fu Kang and was between me and Fu Kang. Then he started acting gay. Then he hold Fu Kang hand and then say in a girly manner, “ Fu Kang, ‘wo de lao gong’ ,I love u.”
Then he wanted to kiss his hand. Then Fu Kang push Joel’s hand away.
Then Joel ‘sa jiao’ and said, “ u noe tt I really love u, don’t do tt to me lar.”
Then he go and hold his hand again. This time, Fu Kang cannot ‘ta han’ and then push Joel’s hand away hardly. Then Joel said, “ wo ai ni, u very man!!!.”
Then Fu Kang did not care and then continued listening. Then Zhen Wen also did not bring his listening book and then did not care wad mrs khoo said and then did his own assessment book. Then I said, “ y u so ‘guai’ when no one is seeing.”
Then Joel said, “ Zhen Wen, ‘wo de lao gong, bu yao zhe yang.”
Then he crossed his legs, put his hand on his own knees and then made his hand into the mouth kissing posture. Then Zhen Wen said, “ ni yao sex huh.” to Joel.
Then Joel nodded his head and then Zhen Wen said, “hao arh, wo men qu hotel 81 and gao.”
“no lar, I think I don’t want, u r not pretty enough for me and don’t have the qualification. “ Zhen Wen said again.
Then Joel said, “ I’m ‘du yi due r de, shi qu wo ni bend an.”
Then I asked, “ u have two ‘lao gong’ is it??”
Then Joel replied, “bu shi, Zhen Wen shi wo de xiang gong, Fu Kang shi wo de lao gong.”
After tt, we stopped toking about tt and change topic. Then I said to Germaine, “ hu u think Zhen Wen like?”
Then both of us pointed Cheryl Widyanto. Then I asked Fu Kang the same Q and then he pointed at me. Then I rolled my eyes we don’t even have rumours lor. Suddenly, he started saying, “ I think tt u and Hong Zheng more ‘pei’.” But it was so stupid lor. Juz because one of the training for atheletics, I am suppose to come for the morning training but then I did not noe than I when for the afternoon one. Then after the training, I went back home by sitting bus 10. Then Kar Min and Szee Yang, her younger bro and I went to the bus stop opposite the stadium. Then my bus came and then I went up the bus. Then, Hong Zheng was late and ran to the bus. Lucky, he caught up the bus but then it was trouble 4 me. Then when Kar Min saw tt, she shouted, “ Enjoy ur honeymoon.” The next training, we were collecting the competition shirt and then I walked past Hong Zheng. Suddenly, Szee Yang shouted, “ u noe wad happen, Wen ning and Hong Zheng went for their honeymoon.” And tt is how the stupid rumour started.
Then I asked her hu Gerald like and then she said, “ toking about Gerald, on MSN, he asked he hu I think is the prettiest gal in class and I replied belle. Then he asked me if Shu Wei is and then I replied very and then I asked the same Q and then he said ok ok lar.”
Then said, “ Normally if ppl asked him if this gal is pretty or not he will always say tt tt gal is fat. This time, he said ok ok, tt means…”
Then Joel heard and asked wad happened. Then I asked Germaine to tell him wad she told me and then he was like waaaaaaaa. Then he shouted, “ Gerald, u betrayed Christon. How can u like Shu Wei and say tt she is pretty. Christon is ur brother leh.”
Then Gerald shouted, “ Germaine, how can u.”
and then Shu Wei covered her face as the how class was like making tt kinda noise. Then Germaine pleased Joel to stop but he did not. But a while later it stop.
On 15th September, it was all the P6 PSLE listening and it was ok lor for both. Lucky, I change three of my ans for my English or else I got three le. So far no wrong. Then we were given 45 mins recess. Then Daphne came to tok to us. We tok about her blog and said tt her blog always got CH. But then she said tt it was not Cheng Hao. She claimed tt tt was other ppl. Belle decided to go to the boys table to ask hu is CH and then she walked there. ‘gang hao’ Cheng Hao was walking towards the rubbish bin and then Daphne immediately blocked Belle. Then I walked towards the group of boys and said, “ hu is CH??” Then Gerald was like huh?? Then I replied myself and then Cheng Hao shouted, “ CH is me lar.y??” Then Daphne let Belle off and Belle and I laugh hi five to each other. Cheng Hao face was like u girls ‘siao’ one huh. After tt,she showed Germaine a keychain and we all wanted to c. Then we asked her to tell us but then Germaine did not wanna say. Then Daphne said, “ok lor.” Then she show but covered one part. Then I pretend tt I wad to looked closer and then snatched the key chain but then she snatched back. Then I got a glimpsed of the whole thing and then saw ~CH. And then I told all of them.
Today during recess, we meet Daphne and then I asked her wad does she like about Cheng Hao?? Y so many ppl like him…so far I noe 5 gals like him. Then she said, “ Cheng Hao is sooooooooo cute,he is sooooooo handsome and his character rox!!!!” Then Belle, Clara and I pretended tt we are going to vomit. Then she told us tt she think tt she is going to Cheng Hao’s tuition class as the ppl in tt class said tt there is a Cheng Hao in tt class and asked us to ask if he noe a aunty *** ( I cannot remember the name.). After recess, Belle did not wanna ask and then I went to ask him. Then he replied, “ ya, she is my tuition teacher, y?”
Then Belle and I laughed and then high-five to each other. Then the boys saw us did not and looked at us as if we are insane. Then Cheng Hao asked us if some1 tt i noe is coming to his tuition class. Then I gave him a clue and said tt tt person is not me, not in this class and is the last person tt he wanna meet. Then he shouted out DAPHNE!! And I heaved my shoulder and then he asked me to gave him another clue and asked me to tell me tt person class, starting name. Then I gave him the person last name and then he kept on saying tt person is Daphne. Then Fu Kang asked me to tell him the person name and he will not tell Cheng Hao but then I insisted tt I will not tell.
When I went back to class, Cheng Hao kept on asking me to tell him but then I did not. In the end, Belle told him and then he so unhappy and kept on complaining to the boys. Then Charlene came to sit next to me during Mrs Khoo period and then she called Zhen Wen Brittney Spears lover. Then Zhen Wen called her Brad Pitt lover and then they kept on arguing. Then Charlene kept on kicking Zhen Wen chair and then he got really irritated but then he ‘ren’ zu. Then she went back and Zhen Wen was like hooray.
During Mr Juay period, she came back and then I congratulate him. When he saw her, he was like huhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Then Germaine came to sit beside me. Then Charlene kept on asking, “ Hu u like??? Pamela Andeson, Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton….”
Zhen Wen was so irritated tt he said, “I love all of them lar, happy!!!” Then both of us giggle.
